Why...

Google suggestions...you've heard of 'em, right? When you go to google to look up something and you start typing in a word or phrase, and as soon as you start typing, a drop down menu appears of suggested searches. Well, I was looking up a question the other day starting with the word "why". These were my suggested searches:

Why do men have nipples?
Why are black people so loud?
Why is the sky blue?
Why can't I own a Canadian?
Why is my poop green?
Why did I get married too?
Why do dogs eat poop?
Why are people posting colors on facebook?
Why do cats purr?
Why did the chicken cross the road?

What.....the....heck? Why can't I own a Canadian?! Who asks that?!